Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄
Sumaya (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Fadhili (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Faiza (Guest) on November 20, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Daudi (Guest) on November 12, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Issack (Guest) on November 1, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Ndoto (Guest) on November 1, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Fikiri (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 8, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Biashara (Guest) on September 11, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 5, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Amina (Guest) on August 27, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 22, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 19, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Juma (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Saidi (Guest) on July 27, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 24, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 7, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Husna (Guest) on July 6, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Baridi (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Salma (Guest) on July 2, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 30, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Asha (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 25, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Bahati (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Yahya (Guest) on June 10, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Jamila (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 30, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 28, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Neema (Guest) on May 26, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Muslima (Guest) on May 20, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 14, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
John Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Abubakar (Guest) on April 22, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 15, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 2, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 27, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mzee (Guest) on March 23, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 21, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Safiya (Guest) on March 11, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Sarafina (Guest) on March 6, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Amir (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓