Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 10, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Zulekha (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 13, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 30, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mwanais (Guest) on December 25, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Zubeida (Guest) on December 18, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Khatib (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2019

😁 This is gold!

John Malisa (Guest) on November 26, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Ahmed (Guest) on November 26, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Kahina (Guest) on November 22, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Shabani (Guest) on November 1, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 27, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Kassim (Guest) on October 18, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 18, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 16, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 14, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Nassor (Guest) on October 10, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Aziza (Guest) on October 10, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Masika (Guest) on October 3, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Fadhili (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 3, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 23, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mhina (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 30, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Shani (Guest) on June 26, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Hamida (Guest) on June 25, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Mhina (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 7, 2019

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 7, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 5, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 2, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 31, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 30, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 27, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 19, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 10, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 4, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Sharifa (Guest) on April 24, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Yahya (Guest) on March 30, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 19, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 17, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Zainab (Guest) on March 12, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mwanais (Guest) on March 10, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Rashid (Guest) on March 2, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆