Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Abubakar (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 6, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Hassan (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Mohamed (Guest) on November 17, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Selemani (Guest) on November 17, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 16, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Mwanais (Guest) on November 10, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 16, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 27, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 23, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Wande (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Tabu (Guest) on September 9, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Mgeni (Guest) on August 23, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 20, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 13, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Saidi (Guest) on August 10, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 8, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 19, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Abubakari (Guest) on July 12, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 30, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 27, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Mashaka (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 21, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Abubakar (Guest) on June 19, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
Kassim (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
James Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
James Kimani (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Zubeida (Guest) on June 2, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 31, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Khalifa (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Ahmed (Guest) on May 9, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 30, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 29, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 26, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Issa (Guest) on April 24, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 20, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 18, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
Ali (Guest) on April 14, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 6, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 23, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 1, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Josephine (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Bakari (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Zulekha (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋