Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! π΅π
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! πΈπ₯π€
Bakari (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2019
π This one really got me!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Raha (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Arifa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 14, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2019
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Umi (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Abubakari (Guest) on July 29, 2019
π Canβt stop laughing!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 22, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Nyota (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Hekima (Guest) on June 12, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 25, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 14, 2019
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 4, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Jabir (Guest) on March 2, 2019
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 27, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Mariam (Guest) on February 24, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Fikiri (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 2, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Nashon (Guest) on December 29, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Yusuf (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 15, 2018
π Iβm dying over here!
Mashaka (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Baraka (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 5, 2018
π Canβt wait to share this!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2018
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Shani (Guest) on November 27, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 3, 2018
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 27, 2018
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Kiza (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ