The ruler! ๐ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! ๐ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! ๐คด๐ผ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 6, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
John Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 22, 2020
๐ What a joke!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 19, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Yusra (Guest) on April 10, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Ahmed (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 28, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2020
๐ Added to my favorites!
Amir (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Sultan (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 14, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Sultan (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 25, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Salima (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 1, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on January 17, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Abdullah (Guest) on December 22, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 20, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 9, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Nassar (Guest) on December 7, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 21, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Habiba (Guest) on October 31, 2019
๐ This is a keeper!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 27, 2019
๐ I needed that laugh!
Rubea (Guest) on October 19, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Husna (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Mariam (Guest) on September 26, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 15, 2019
๐ So funny!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
John Malisa (Guest) on August 11, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on July 25, 2019
๐ Too good!
Hashim (Guest) on July 17, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Leila (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Khalifa (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 14, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on May 25, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Maimuna (Guest) on May 23, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 19, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 7, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on April 4, 2019
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 2, 2019
๐ This is gold!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2019
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ