Which Budgie owns the cage?

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 5, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shabani (Guest) on July 2, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Khamis (Guest) on June 28, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 26, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 11, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 11, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 4, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 1, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Sharifa (Guest) on May 28, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Sultan (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 10, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 4, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Nashon (Guest) on April 30, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mariam (Guest) on April 30, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 29, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Zawadi (Guest) on April 26, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Omar (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Shamim (Guest) on March 25, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 22, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Zakaria (Guest) on March 9, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 9, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 9, 2019

😄 You got me!

Husna (Guest) on February 1, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 31, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

David Chacha (Guest) on January 20, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Lissu (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 5, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Khamis (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Salum (Guest) on November 20, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Jaffar (Guest) on November 18, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 26, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rahma (Guest) on September 28, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Nashon (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Kahina (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 12, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 11, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Faiza (Guest) on September 2, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Rehema (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 21, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳