Where can you always find a peacock?

Zubeida (Guest) on January 14, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 9, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Halimah (Guest) on January 7, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Tabu (Guest) on January 1, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Amina (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 29, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 23, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 15, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 11, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Omari (Guest) on October 17, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 13, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 6, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 30, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Chiku (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jafari (Guest) on September 25, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 24, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Hashim (Guest) on September 24, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Hassan (Guest) on September 16, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Safiya (Guest) on September 5, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 2, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Majid (Guest) on August 28, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 26, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Raha (Guest) on July 28, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 25, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on July 15, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Abdullah (Guest) on July 2, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 27, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rashid (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Zakaria (Guest) on June 20, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Asha (Guest) on June 15, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on May 15, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Kazija (Guest) on May 5, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on April 29, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 23, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 22, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Husna (Guest) on April 19, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 18, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 18, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

John Lissu (Guest) on April 7, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Umi (Guest) on March 25, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Abdillah (Guest) on March 22, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rehema (Guest) on March 17, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 13, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Safiya (Guest) on March 11, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Shamim (Guest) on March 1, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Amir (Guest) on February 26, 2019

😂 So funny!

Issa (Guest) on February 24, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 23, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Shukuru (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Hashim (Guest) on February 14, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️