What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Amir (Guest) on November 18, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Hassan (Guest) on November 15, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 8, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Khalifa (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 6, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Muslima (Guest) on November 4, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 28, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 24, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 21, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

John Lissu (Guest) on October 17, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 17, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Warda (Guest) on September 28, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 25, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Fadhila (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Shamim (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 2, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 18, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Josephine (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Hamida (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Aziza (Guest) on July 27, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Rubea (Guest) on July 18, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Jamila (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 5, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 3, 2019

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Shani (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nashon (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 16, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 12, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 9, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 8, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Khamis (Guest) on June 3, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Halima (Guest) on May 25, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 21, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Nassar (Guest) on May 8, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 2, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Neema (Guest) on April 22, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 20, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Fatuma (Guest) on April 12, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Abdullah (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Issa (Guest) on April 8, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Abubakari (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 19, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜