Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Maneno (Guest) on February 7, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 26, 2020
😁 This made my day!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
John Lissu (Guest) on December 22, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 15, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Nassar (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Tambwe (Guest) on December 9, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Fikiri (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 21, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 23, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 13, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Selemani (Guest) on October 3, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 26, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 25, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 15, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 27, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Baraka (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 12, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Mchawi (Guest) on August 7, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Raha (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Rahim (Guest) on July 30, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Binti (Guest) on July 26, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Mjaka (Guest) on July 23, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Ndoto (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 17, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 16, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Rahim (Guest) on July 15, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 28, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 23, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 18, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 12, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Zuhura (Guest) on May 12, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 10, 2019
😄 You got me!
Mazrui (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
George Mallya (Guest) on April 22, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Khalifa (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Zainab (Guest) on April 1, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Amani (Guest) on March 14, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌