What makes a skeleton laugh?

Shamim (Guest) on March 5, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 2, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Sekela (Guest) on March 1, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Amir (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 25, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 8, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 28, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 25, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 18, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Maulid (Guest) on January 10, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 10, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

John Kamande (Guest) on January 5, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Shamsa (Guest) on January 1, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 25, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Abubakar (Guest) on December 25, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 7, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 7, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 7, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 19, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Kiza (Guest) on November 18, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nahida (Guest) on November 17, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 14, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

George Tenga (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Baraka (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nuru (Guest) on September 27, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

John Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Rahma (Guest) on September 6, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 3, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 30, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Salima (Guest) on August 29, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

John Kamande (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 24, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mchuma (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Salma (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 24, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

George Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Sarafina (Guest) on July 22, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 12, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Ali (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Majid (Guest) on July 1, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

George Mallya (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mhina (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 7, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔