Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 6, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Jaffar (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 1, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 30, 2019
😆 That punchline!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Leila (Guest) on August 17, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 11, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Baridi (Guest) on July 29, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Khalifa (Guest) on July 18, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Nassor (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Hekima (Guest) on July 15, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Faiza (Guest) on July 11, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 10, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 4, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Mgeni (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 2, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Nasra (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Maulid (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Salma (Guest) on May 25, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
Halimah (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Muslima (Guest) on May 18, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Rahim (Guest) on May 16, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 12, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 21, 2019
😄 Too good!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 18, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Khatib (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Sarafina (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 6, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 26, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Abubakar (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 5, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Shukuru (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 25, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Salima (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 14, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Zuhura (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Shamim (Guest) on January 21, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 24, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 20, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 18, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜