Fadhili (Guest) on April 30, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 3, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

John Lissu (Guest) on April 2, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Fikiri (Guest) on March 11, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 28, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Makame (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 24, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nchi (Guest) on February 21, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Binti (Guest) on February 13, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2020

😂 So funny!

Mzee (Guest) on January 24, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 23, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 18, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mariam (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Josephine (Guest) on January 15, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Jamila (Guest) on January 8, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 27, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 23, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 16, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 5, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 30, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Amani (Guest) on November 19, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Muslima (Guest) on November 15, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 24, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Shamim (Guest) on October 18, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 15, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mazrui (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on October 2, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Arifa (Guest) on September 29, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 28, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 24, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 21, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 8, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Salma (Guest) on September 8, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 7, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 26, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Zubeida (Guest) on August 19, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 7, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 28, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Sumaya (Guest) on July 20, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Fadhila (Guest) on July 16, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Shamsa (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 23, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 21, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 15, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Chum (Guest) on May 4, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 23, 2019

😂 This is too funny!