Kazija (Guest) on October 6, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Majid (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Shabani (Guest) on October 4, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 1, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 8, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 15, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 6, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mwanais (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Tambwe (Guest) on July 28, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Kiza (Guest) on July 6, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 29, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 24, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 20, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Amani (Guest) on June 15, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Kheri (Guest) on May 20, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Rubea (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Hamida (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 24, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 14, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Fikiri (Guest) on April 13, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Masika (Guest) on March 31, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Fatuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Muslima (Guest) on February 25, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mohamed (Guest) on February 10, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Binti (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nuru (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 5, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 1, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Habiba (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 16, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Farida (Guest) on December 14, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 12, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 30, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Abdullah (Guest) on November 6, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 13, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Sekela (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Daudi (Guest) on September 27, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Omari (Guest) on September 19, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂