What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" π π
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 24, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Mjaka (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Kassim (Guest) on June 6, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Nuru (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 29, 2019
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
John Lissu (Guest) on May 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Nassar (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Athumani (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 7, 2019
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Hashim (Guest) on March 31, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 26, 2019
π You got me!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Tabu (Guest) on February 26, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
David Chacha (Guest) on February 20, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Shamim (Guest) on February 17, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Muslima (Guest) on February 4, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 29, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Muslima (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Chum (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 2, 2019
π Nailed it!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 1, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
James Malima (Guest) on December 29, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Mariam (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 29, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
John Mushi (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Habiba (Guest) on November 11, 2018
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2018
π This just made my day!
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
James Malima (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 2, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Biashara (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Abubakar (Guest) on October 27, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 26, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 20, 2018
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
John Kamande (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Nyota (Guest) on September 16, 2018
π You got me good!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 12, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
George Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ