Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Abubakar (Guest) on December 12, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Neema (Guest) on November 24, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 5, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Abdillah (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 7, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 6, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Issack (Guest) on September 2, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

James Kimani (Guest) on August 18, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 18, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Sarafina (Guest) on August 2, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Muslima (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Jamal (Guest) on July 3, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 19, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 27, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Shukuru (Guest) on May 25, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 22, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

George Tenga (Guest) on May 9, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Yusra (Guest) on May 3, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rabia (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 27, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Shamsa (Guest) on April 18, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 10, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 6, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 31, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 29, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 23, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Zulekha (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Sumaya (Guest) on March 19, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Chum (Guest) on February 26, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Shamim (Guest) on February 25, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Shamim (Guest) on February 23, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 21, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 21, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 8, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Khalifa (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 31, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

James Mduma (Guest) on January 21, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 10, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 14, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 9, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 1, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 29, 2018

😆 That punchline!