What dies but never lives?

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mhina (Guest) on September 25, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 23, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 6, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nchi (Guest) on August 30, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 23, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Halimah (Guest) on August 8, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 8, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 2, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Shamim (Guest) on July 27, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mchawi (Guest) on July 24, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 14, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 13, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Salima (Guest) on June 21, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Halimah (Guest) on June 18, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 10, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mchawi (Guest) on June 8, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Chiku (Guest) on June 5, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Rahim (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Furaha (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Majid (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Khamis (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 9, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 27, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Majid (Guest) on March 21, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Habiba (Guest) on March 16, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Jaffar (Guest) on March 4, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Amina (Guest) on March 2, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 27, 2019

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Biashara (Guest) on February 27, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Ahmed (Guest) on February 26, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 25, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Arifa (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 18, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 13, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 12, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 8, 2019

😄 Too good!

Nyota (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 2, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 28, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 23, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Hashim (Guest) on January 21, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯