Name her Patty! π
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ππ
Majid (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Salima (Guest) on November 9, 2019
π You got me!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 4, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 31, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Khatib (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Rahim (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Issa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 26, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 10, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
John Lissu (Guest) on September 8, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Faiza (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 28, 2019
π Gotta save this!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Chiku (Guest) on August 13, 2019
π I canβt stop laughing!
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 10, 2019
π Iβm still laughing!
Maneno (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 28, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Khamis (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 24, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Nashon (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Masika (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Shani (Guest) on May 24, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Arifa (Guest) on May 13, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Khamis (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 2, 2019
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 28, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 17, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Kheri (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2019
π Laughing so hard right now!
Baraka (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Maneno (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Hamida (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on March 28, 2019
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Amina (Guest) on March 23, 2019
π This just made my day!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Rubea (Guest) on February 5, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Sharifa (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2018
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Zakaria (Guest) on December 14, 2018
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mashaka (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 6, 2018
π This one really got me!
Khalifa (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Zuhura (Guest) on November 22, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Zulekha (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Farida (Guest) on November 8, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 7, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£