Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 21, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Muslima (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Kiza (Guest) on November 28, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Tabu (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Shani (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
David Chacha (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 2, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Hashim (Guest) on September 16, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 16, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Nassar (Guest) on September 12, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Chum (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Hamida (Guest) on August 23, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 21, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Mustafa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Aziza (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Habiba (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Raha (Guest) on July 7, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Maimuna (Guest) on July 4, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Nassor (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Amir (Guest) on June 24, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Masika (Guest) on June 14, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 11, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 25, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Husna (Guest) on May 19, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
Mzee (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Baridi (Guest) on May 17, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Salma (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 25, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Salma (Guest) on April 19, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Furaha (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 3, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Arifa (Guest) on April 2, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 30, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 7, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Furaha (Guest) on March 1, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️