Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Ahmed (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 10, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Jaffar (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Mustafa (Guest) on August 2, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 1, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Zakia (Guest) on July 29, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Khadija (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on July 7, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Kiza (Guest) on July 5, 2019
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 26, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Neema (Guest) on June 13, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 17, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 16, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Fatuma (Guest) on May 15, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Nyota (Guest) on May 6, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on April 21, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Abdullah (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Salima (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on April 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2019
๐ Too good!
Salima (Guest) on April 8, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Khamis (Guest) on April 8, 2019
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 7, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 30, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Omari (Guest) on March 26, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Salum (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 26, 2019
๐ This made my day!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 25, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
Husna (Guest) on February 12, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 27, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Nassor (Guest) on December 21, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 17, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mchuma (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 21, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 16, 2018
๐ Iโm dying!