If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Mazrui (Guest) on September 8, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 5, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Majid (Guest) on August 29, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 28, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 21, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Rehema (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 20, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Majid (Guest) on July 17, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Tambwe (Guest) on July 7, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Shabani (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Kassim (Guest) on June 24, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Khatib (Guest) on June 3, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 26, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Shabani (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 16, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Chiku (Guest) on April 30, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Sekela (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 21, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Sekela (Guest) on April 13, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Zuhura (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 11, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 1, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Josephine (Guest) on March 31, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 27, 2019

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 2, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Habiba (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Halima (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 21, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 12, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 4, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 30, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 15, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 18, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 18, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Hamida (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Sekela (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Tabu (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 30, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Khamis (Guest) on November 26, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Abdullah (Guest) on November 17, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Umi (Guest) on November 7, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Aziza (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 29, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃