Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! 🍪😉
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 13, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 14, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 21, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 8, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 19, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Shamim (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 14, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 6, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 2, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 25, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Sumaya (Guest) on November 25, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 25, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Hekima (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 17, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 27, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Leila (Guest) on September 11, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Biashara (Guest) on September 3, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Mashaka (Guest) on August 25, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 29, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Kassim (Guest) on July 29, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Sharifa (Guest) on July 12, 2020
😄 You got me good!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 7, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 27, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Kiza (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 19, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 13, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 12, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅