The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
Aziza (Guest) on January 2, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 17, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 12, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Bakari (Guest) on November 11, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 11, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 9, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 31, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 29, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 22, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Nasra (Guest) on October 21, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Rukia (Guest) on October 3, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Halima (Guest) on October 2, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 26, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 21, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Nashon (Guest) on August 15, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 5, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 3, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Biashara (Guest) on June 22, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 21, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 18, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Rabia (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Chiku (Guest) on May 27, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Yusuf (Guest) on May 8, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 16, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 7, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Khatib (Guest) on April 6, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
James Mduma (Guest) on March 28, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 26, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 25, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Zubeida (Guest) on March 11, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 22, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 18, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Halimah (Guest) on February 17, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 9, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Maida (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 30, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 27, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 25, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
Daudi (Guest) on January 13, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Rashid (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Sekela (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 21, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Asha (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 18, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 18, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!