Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 22, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Baraka (Guest) on November 13, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 11, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 19, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Leila (Guest) on September 25, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 21, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Yusuf (Guest) on September 11, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Sekela (Guest) on September 5, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Rehema (Guest) on September 4, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 2, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Zainab (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 9, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Hassan (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Zakaria (Guest) on June 3, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Amina (Guest) on April 29, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 19, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mustafa (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
James Kimani (Guest) on March 9, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Rukia (Guest) on February 11, 2020
😄 You got me good!
Mhina (Guest) on February 11, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Hekima (Guest) on February 3, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 31, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Umi (Guest) on January 21, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Safiya (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 9, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 5, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 5, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Husna (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Amir (Guest) on December 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Abubakar (Guest) on December 5, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mchuma (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Yahya (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Baraka (Guest) on November 16, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mohamed (Guest) on November 12, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
John Mushi (Guest) on October 31, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Rahma (Guest) on October 13, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Mchuma (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆