What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 3, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 28, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 19, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 8, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Rahma (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on January 7, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 4, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 26, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 11, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Abdullah (Guest) on December 4, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 7, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Neema (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 1, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Makame (Guest) on October 10, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Jaffar (Guest) on September 25, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 23, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 12, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 10, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

David Chacha (Guest) on September 9, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Jabir (Guest) on August 30, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Salima (Guest) on August 28, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 26, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Muslima (Guest) on August 24, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 22, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 19, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Issa (Guest) on July 17, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 9, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Hassan (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Habiba (Guest) on June 30, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Zakaria (Guest) on June 27, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 24, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Biashara (Guest) on June 14, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Sofia (Guest) on June 12, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Kazija (Guest) on June 10, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 24, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Jamal (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Muslima (Guest) on May 2, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 2, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Fikiri (Guest) on April 18, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

John Lissu (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸