What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! π¦β€οΈ
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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π Canβt wait to share this!
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π Best laugh of the day!
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 22, 2020
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Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 20, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 18, 2020
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 16, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2020
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 28, 2020
π I canβt stop laughing!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 28, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Nuru (Guest) on June 10, 2020
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Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 31, 2020
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Sharifa (Guest) on May 18, 2020
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Hassan (Guest) on May 17, 2020
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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2020
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 10, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 23, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
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Binti (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
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Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 29, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 21, 2020
π Iβm dying over here!
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 8, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Muslima (Guest) on February 8, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Chum (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 31, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 22, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 20, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π