What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ๐๐ A jumbo dialer! ๐คฃ
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ๐๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on September 16, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 14, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 12, 2020
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Rabia (Guest) on August 11, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 9, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on July 28, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 28, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 24, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 23, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Biashara (Guest) on June 10, 2020
๐ What a joke!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Shani (Guest) on May 17, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on May 3, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 23, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Yusuf (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 8, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Jabir (Guest) on April 6, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 6, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Halimah (Guest) on April 3, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on March 30, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Farida (Guest) on March 29, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 1, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Khalifa (Guest) on February 21, 2020
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 16, 2020
๐ Totally hilarious!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on February 5, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 26, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 18, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Hashim (Guest) on January 8, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 24, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 21, 2019
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 17, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 16, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on December 13, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 21, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Omari (Guest) on November 18, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Hekima (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 20, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Shukuru (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on October 8, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐