Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! ππ
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 6, 2021
π Totally hilarious!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 27, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 27, 2021
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Zakia (Guest) on February 20, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 16, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 15, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 15, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Nahida (Guest) on February 8, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Rabia (Guest) on February 2, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 1, 2021
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2021
π Best laugh of the day!
Bahati (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Maimuna (Guest) on January 18, 2021
π You totally won the internet today!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 5, 2021
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Selemani (Guest) on January 4, 2021
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2020
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Husna (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Jabir (Guest) on December 17, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Halima (Guest) on December 13, 2020
π This just made my day!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 8, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 6, 2020
π This one really got me!
Sumaya (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Kahina (Guest) on November 2, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Baridi (Guest) on October 30, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 23, 2020
π Perfect joke!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Kiza (Guest) on October 4, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 28, 2020
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 7, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 17, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Neema (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 13, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 17, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Amina (Guest) on July 16, 2020
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Zubeida (Guest) on July 13, 2020
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
George Mallya (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Sumaya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Hawa (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄