What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 29, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 26, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Hawa (Guest) on September 25, 2020

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 17, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 15, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 3, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Hekima (Guest) on June 14, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Jaffar (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rahim (Guest) on June 2, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Zakia (Guest) on May 20, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sarafina (Guest) on May 20, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Habiba (Guest) on May 19, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Husna (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 11, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Selemani (Guest) on May 9, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Tabu (Guest) on May 3, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on April 29, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 9, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Jamal (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 2, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 28, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 19, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 10, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Furaha (Guest) on March 7, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 6, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Zainab (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Amina (Guest) on March 1, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 18, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Nahida (Guest) on February 15, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 5, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 4, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 19, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Khadija (Guest) on December 31, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Leila (Guest) on December 20, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zubeida (Guest) on December 14, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 7, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nuru (Guest) on December 6, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜