Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Halimah (Guest) on November 26, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 16, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 11, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Ali (Guest) on November 4, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Maulid (Guest) on November 3, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Khamis (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Leila (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 17, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
Baridi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 26, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
Khatib (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 28, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 26, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Zuhura (Guest) on July 5, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Abubakar (Guest) on June 27, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 26, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 19, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 14, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
John Malisa (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Zakaria (Guest) on June 9, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 20, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 7, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
David Chacha (Guest) on May 6, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Binti (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Rabia (Guest) on April 23, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 19, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 15, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 12, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Zakaria (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 6, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Nasra (Guest) on April 2, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Nassor (Guest) on February 25, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Amani (Guest) on February 23, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 21, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Masika (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Shamsa (Guest) on February 7, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Chum (Guest) on February 3, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 2, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Mazrui (Guest) on February 1, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Mohamed (Guest) on January 29, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 23, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 19, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mchawi (Guest) on December 23, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡