The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. 🎶🏗️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 20, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Zakaria (Guest) on August 16, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Warda (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Husna (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 30, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 30, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 12, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 12, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Mchuma (Guest) on July 1, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 27, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 23, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 21, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 12, 2020
😅 I needed that!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 5, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 4, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 31, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Mustafa (Guest) on May 9, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 28, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Khatib (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 7, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 23, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Khamis (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
James Kimani (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Fadhili (Guest) on March 3, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Jamal (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 18, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Biashara (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mchawi (Guest) on January 16, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
Amani (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 1, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Habiba (Guest) on December 25, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Salima (Guest) on December 23, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 8, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Jamal (Guest) on December 4, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Omar (Guest) on November 30, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Rubea (Guest) on November 30, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
John Malisa (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 7, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Shamim (Guest) on October 31, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Zulekha (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
John Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
John Lissu (Guest) on October 13, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂