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Kichekesho cha mwalimu na wanafunzi

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Mtoto: Mwalimu mimi nataka nisome darasa la nne kwani hili la3 halinifai.

Mwalimu: Kwa nini unasema hivyo?

Mtoto: Nina akili…

Basi mwalimu akamueleza mkuu wa shule na mkuu kaitisha interview kwa dogo. Maswali ni haya….

Mwalimu: Kwenye ndege kuna matofali 20 tukitoa moja tukalidondosha chini yatabaki mangapi?

Dogo: Yatabaki 19.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka tembo kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamuweka tembo kisha unafunga.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka nyani kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamtoa tembo ulemuweka..unamueka nyani kisha unafunga friji.

Mwalimu: Kuna sherehe ya siku ya kuzaliwa kwa simba, wanyama wote wameenda kasoro mmoja. Ni nani na kwa nini?

Dogo: Ni nyani kwa sababu tumemuweka kwenye friji.

Mwalimu: Bibi kizee amevuka mto unaokuwaga na mamba na viboko wakali, aliwezaje?

Dogo: Aliweza kwani mamba na viboko nao walienda kwenye sherehe ya kuzaliwa kwa simba.

Mwalimu: Ingawa bibi kizee alivuka mto, baadae alikufa. Unadhani ni kwanini alikufa?

Dogo: Alidondokewa na lile tofali tulotoa kwenye ndege na kutupa chini.

Mwalimu mkuu: Huyu dogo akasome chuo kikuu….
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Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 7, 2017

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🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

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