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Huyu bibi kweli kiboko, cheki alichofanya akiwa na babu

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Bibi na Babu walisafiri wakielekea kwa mtoto wao ambae hawajamuona zamani.

Walipofika njiani wakawa wamechoka Sanaa. Wakaamua kutafuta hotel ili walale.

Wakakubaliana walale kwa masaa 4. Wakalala, Walipoamka, mfanyakazi wa Hotel akawatoza Tsh. 500,000/=

Wale wazee wakashangaa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa lakini sio laki tano kwa masaa 4.

Babu akagoma kulipa akasema aitiwe meneja.

Meneja akaja kuwasikiliza

Babu:Β " Kwanini bili ni kubwa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa?"

Manager;"kuna maswiming puli, ya kisasa "

Babu;Β "Lakini hatukuyatumia"

Manager;Β "Ah ah ah. Lakini mungeweza kama mngetaka"

Babu:Β "Hata hivo bado haithamini kuwa laki 5"

meneja:Β "Pia Kuna waimbaji kutoka sauzi, Uganda , Congo"

Babu:Β "Lakini sisi hatukuwasikiliza"

Meneja:Β "Ndiooo. Lakini mngeweza kama mngetaka"

Babu;Β aka give up na kumwambia mkewe andika cheki uwape,,

Bibi akaandika akampa meneja.

Meneja anaangalia anaona sh. 50,000

Akashangaa na kusema. "VP mbona hamsini'"

Bibi akajibu "450,000 ya kulala na mimi"

Meneja akajibu; "Lakini sijalala"

Bibi :"ungeweza kama ungetaka"

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