Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 18, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 4, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Bahati (Guest) on November 1, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 31, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Umi (Guest) on October 31, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Josephine (Guest) on October 23, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 25, 2021

😄 What a joke!

George Tenga (Guest) on August 27, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mwanais (Guest) on August 15, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Leila (Guest) on August 12, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Hekima (Guest) on August 8, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Farida (Guest) on July 27, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Juma (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Fatuma (Guest) on July 7, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on June 24, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sekela (Guest) on June 7, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 26, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 17, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Neema (Guest) on April 20, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Warda (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Furaha (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Rahim (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 6, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 2, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Salum (Guest) on February 24, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Khatib (Guest) on February 20, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 16, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Neema (Guest) on February 14, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Furaha (Guest) on January 30, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on January 28, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Baridi (Guest) on January 12, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 8, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Bakari (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on December 31, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Zainab (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 7, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 25, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Bakari (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Rehema (Guest) on November 14, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Ndoto (Guest) on November 11, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Fatuma (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

John Malisa (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞