Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 14, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Azima (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Yahya (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Shukuru (Guest) on November 8, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 8, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 4, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

John Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 21, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Khadija (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rehema (Guest) on October 7, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 2, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Wande (Guest) on September 27, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nassor (Guest) on September 3, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Bakari (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Zulekha (Guest) on August 22, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Hashim (Guest) on August 12, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 10, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Shukuru (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mchuma (Guest) on July 8, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 30, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Makame (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Ahmed (Guest) on May 26, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 25, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nyota (Guest) on May 24, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 18, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rabia (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 7, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

James Mduma (Guest) on April 27, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Halima (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Tambwe (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Sharifa (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Jamal (Guest) on April 7, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Sumaya (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mjaka (Guest) on March 28, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mustafa (Guest) on March 12, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Khatib (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 6, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 5, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 1, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Husna (Guest) on March 1, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Saidi (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nassor (Guest) on February 22, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mzee (Guest) on February 14, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 11, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 10, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 11, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Chiku (Guest) on December 30, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!