Short Answer: ๐ Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! ๐ป
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 14, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on November 22, 2021
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Shukuru (Guest) on November 8, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
John Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2021
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Khadija (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on October 7, 2021
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 2, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Wande (Guest) on September 27, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Nassor (Guest) on September 3, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Bakari (Guest) on August 30, 2021
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Zulekha (Guest) on August 22, 2021
๐ I needed that laugh!
Hashim (Guest) on August 12, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 10, 2021
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Shukuru (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Mchuma (Guest) on July 8, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 30, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Makame (Guest) on June 3, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on May 26, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 25, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Nyota (Guest) on May 24, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Rabia (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 7, 2021
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
James Mduma (Guest) on April 27, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Halima (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 9, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Jamal (Guest) on April 7, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Sumaya (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mjaka (Guest) on March 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Mustafa (Guest) on March 12, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 6, 2021
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 5, 2021
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 1, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Husna (Guest) on March 1, 2021
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Saidi (Guest) on February 22, 2021
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Nassor (Guest) on February 22, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Mzee (Guest) on February 14, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 11, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 10, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2021
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 11, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Chiku (Guest) on December 30, 2020
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!