Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 6, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on August 29, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Halima (Guest) on August 18, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 17, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Raha (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Chum (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mhina (Guest) on August 6, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Umi (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 21, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 16, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 6, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Athumani (Guest) on May 22, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 10, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nchi (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Hassan (Guest) on March 27, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 26, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 18, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 14, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Sarafina (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Furaha (Guest) on February 27, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 24, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Asha (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 9, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 1, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Omar (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Jabir (Guest) on December 16, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 16, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mwanais (Guest) on December 8, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Muslima (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 6, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 19, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 17, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 16, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Shabani (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 1, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 30, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Kheri (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Chacha (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mashaka (Guest) on October 17, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Fatuma (Guest) on October 1, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️