Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 18, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Tabu (Guest) on September 17, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
James Mduma (Guest) on September 17, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Farida (Guest) on September 12, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mzee (Guest) on September 6, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 2, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 31, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Mariam (Guest) on August 5, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Juma (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 22, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
John Lissu (Guest) on July 21, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 18, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Jamal (Guest) on July 15, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
Masika (Guest) on July 14, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Amani (Guest) on July 6, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
Warda (Guest) on July 6, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 5, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Kahina (Guest) on June 14, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Shabani (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 26, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Rahma (Guest) on May 24, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Mchuma (Guest) on May 22, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 21, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Shabani (Guest) on May 9, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
John Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Kheri (Guest) on April 29, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Safiya (Guest) on April 28, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 26, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Raha (Guest) on April 25, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Muslima (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Khatib (Guest) on April 7, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Nassar (Guest) on March 29, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
John Lissu (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 26, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
John Lissu (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Hekima (Guest) on February 26, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 23, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 23, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 7, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 24, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Athumani (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Mustafa (Guest) on January 4, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 20, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 17, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 5, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Hamida (Guest) on December 1, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 30, 2020
😄 Too good!