Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 9, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Hekima (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 22, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Arifa (Guest) on September 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Rehema (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Saidi (Guest) on September 14, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Farida (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 7, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Asha (Guest) on August 19, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Biashara (Guest) on August 18, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Yusuf (Guest) on August 6, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Juma (Guest) on July 30, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 29, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 26, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Mzee (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
David Chacha (Guest) on July 10, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 1, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Furaha (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 21, 2021
😁 This is gold!
Sarafina (Guest) on June 15, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Umi (Guest) on April 28, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Omari (Guest) on April 27, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Sofia (Guest) on April 16, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 15, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 12, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Yahya (Guest) on April 8, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 23, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Jafari (Guest) on March 19, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Jamal (Guest) on March 19, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 4, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 1, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Zulekha (Guest) on February 15, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Yusuf (Guest) on February 7, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Zakaria (Guest) on January 28, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Rashid (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 15, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 4, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mgeni (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆