Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄
Raha (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Aziza (Guest) on September 15, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Hashim (Guest) on September 6, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Hawa (Guest) on August 29, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Arifa (Guest) on August 27, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 20, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Masika (Guest) on August 6, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 5, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Wande (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 30, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 22, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Athumani (Guest) on July 20, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Zuhura (Guest) on July 20, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Shabani (Guest) on June 28, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Asha (Guest) on June 12, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 9, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Maulid (Guest) on June 8, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mchawi (Guest) on May 26, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 26, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 17, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Arifa (Guest) on May 9, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 3, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Hawa (Guest) on April 16, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 10, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 10, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Hamida (Guest) on April 9, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 2, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mashaka (Guest) on March 31, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 26, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Nahida (Guest) on March 14, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 2, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Nuru (Guest) on February 25, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Baridi (Guest) on February 15, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
James Kimani (Guest) on February 9, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Umi (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Athumani (Guest) on January 29, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Omar (Guest) on January 18, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Josephine (Guest) on January 8, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Maimuna (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Hassan (Guest) on December 27, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 22, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 21, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 22, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅