Short Answer: Because penguins have exclusive winter vacation packages to Antarctica! ๐งโ๏ธ
Explanation: Birds fly south for the winter because they want to join their fancy feathered friends, the penguins, on an exclusive winter getaway in Antarctica. Penguins are known for throwing the coolest parties on icy dance floors, enjoying the icy slides, and sipping on fishy cocktails. So, our feathered friends don't want to miss out on all the chilly fun! Plus, who can resist a winter vacation when it involves sliding down snowbanks and showing off their impeccable flying skills? So, off they go, flapping their wings joyfully, ready to have a blast with their penguin pals! ๐๐ฆโ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Faiza (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 23, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 19, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on July 16, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Hassan (Guest) on July 2, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 22, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 19, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Jafari (Guest) on June 17, 2022
๐ You got me!
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 15, 2022
๐ So funny!
Josephine (Guest) on June 9, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 3, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Saidi (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Hamida (Guest) on May 16, 2022
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 15, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 13, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 9, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on April 18, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Josephine (Guest) on April 17, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on April 15, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 7, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on April 1, 2022
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 27, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Juma (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on March 9, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Hamida (Guest) on March 4, 2022
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Omar (Guest) on February 20, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 5, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 2, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 21, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 21, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Safiya (Guest) on January 20, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on January 5, 2022
๐ Totally hilarious!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 30, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 22, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Hekima (Guest) on December 21, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Mwanais (Guest) on November 26, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 25, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 21, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 5, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Sofia (Guest) on November 3, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on October 14, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Farida (Guest) on October 3, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Selemani (Guest) on September 15, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Rehema (Guest) on September 13, 2021
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ