Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐ฟ๐
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐ง๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2022
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 25, 2022
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on November 20, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Hassan (Guest) on November 20, 2022
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Kheri (Guest) on November 19, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 7, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Kiza (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Saidi (Guest) on October 12, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 26, 2022
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Mariam (Guest) on September 23, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Ahmed (Guest) on September 20, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 6, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Nassar (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 22, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 21, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on August 11, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 25, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 20, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 27, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
Mchawi (Guest) on June 24, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on June 19, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
James Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 1, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Juma (Guest) on May 1, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Zainab (Guest) on April 24, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 21, 2022
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Baridi (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Jamal (Guest) on April 13, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 5, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Mchuma (Guest) on March 28, 2022
๐ That punchline was epic!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 28, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 24, 2022
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 23, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Jamila (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 19, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Salum (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 26, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Makame (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ