The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" 🕺💃
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! 🎉🎶
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 24, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Leila (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 3, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Zainab (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Habiba (Guest) on September 27, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Shamim (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 22, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Khamis (Guest) on September 19, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 17, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Makame (Guest) on September 10, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 30, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Warda (Guest) on August 16, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Kazija (Guest) on August 14, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Shamim (Guest) on August 4, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 2, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 21, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
Khalifa (Guest) on July 20, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 9, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Mhina (Guest) on July 8, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 29, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 28, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 15, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Athumani (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 8, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Rehema (Guest) on May 31, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 29, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Sumaya (Guest) on May 25, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 22, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 11, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Sharifa (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Umi (Guest) on April 28, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Aziza (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Khamis (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Rubea (Guest) on April 14, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Ndoto (Guest) on March 30, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 18, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Juma (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 8, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Yahya (Guest) on March 8, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Abdillah (Guest) on February 13, 2022
😂 So funny!
Masika (Guest) on February 9, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Amani (Guest) on February 3, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 17, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Mashaka (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Jaffar (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Zainab (Guest) on December 24, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂