What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 17, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mjaka (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Yusra (Guest) on December 10, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Hashim (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Ndoto (Guest) on November 20, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 18, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on October 19, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Biashara (Guest) on October 5, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 22, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Juma (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 1, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Amina (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Omari (Guest) on July 28, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 23, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

John Kamande (Guest) on July 21, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Raha (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Kheri (Guest) on July 8, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Warda (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Neema (Guest) on May 31, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 25, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 22, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 11, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Safiya (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mhina (Guest) on May 9, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Latifa (Guest) on May 7, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Muslima (Guest) on May 2, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 12, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 31, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zainab (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jaffar (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 20, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sultan (Guest) on February 12, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Nahida (Guest) on January 9, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mzee (Guest) on January 2, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Maulid (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nchi (Guest) on December 23, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Jamila (Guest) on December 17, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

George Tenga (Guest) on December 11, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Jamal (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Shukuru (Guest) on November 29, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃