Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 17, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mjaka (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Yusra (Guest) on December 10, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Hashim (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Ndoto (Guest) on November 20, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 18, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on October 19, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Biashara (Guest) on October 5, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 22, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Juma (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 1, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Amina (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Omari (Guest) on July 28, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 23, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

John Kamande (Guest) on July 21, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Raha (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Kheri (Guest) on July 8, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Warda (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Neema (Guest) on May 31, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 25, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 22, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 11, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Safiya (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mhina (Guest) on May 9, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Latifa (Guest) on May 7, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Muslima (Guest) on May 2, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 12, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 31, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zainab (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jaffar (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 20, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sultan (Guest) on February 12, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Nahida (Guest) on January 9, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mzee (Guest) on January 2, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Maulid (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nchi (Guest) on December 23, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Jamila (Guest) on December 17, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

George Tenga (Guest) on December 11, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Jamal (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Shukuru (Guest) on November 29, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃