What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Ndoto (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Salma (Guest) on October 13, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Issack (Guest) on October 8, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 7, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Kheri (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 21, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

John Kamande (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Warda (Guest) on September 14, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Safiya (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mgeni (Guest) on August 31, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Tabu (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Kahina (Guest) on August 11, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Salma (Guest) on August 10, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 12, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 1, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 30, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Neema (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Bakari (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 20, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Umi (Guest) on May 10, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Baridi (Guest) on May 10, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Yusra (Guest) on May 4, 2022

😄 You got me!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on April 23, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Khatib (Guest) on April 23, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Shamsa (Guest) on April 16, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Asha (Guest) on April 11, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 7, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Asha (Guest) on April 7, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Zawadi (Guest) on April 3, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Hamida (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 21, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Shamim (Guest) on March 6, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Nashon (Guest) on March 1, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 19, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 18, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Sarafina (Guest) on February 17, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Farida (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Amina (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Khadija (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 26, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Amina (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂