Short answer: A Shampoodle! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! ๐ฟ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 6, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Fadhila (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 26, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 18, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 13, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Ahmed (Guest) on April 7, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Sultan (Guest) on April 6, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Hamida (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Rahma (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Abdullah (Guest) on March 22, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Athumani (Guest) on February 27, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 22, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2022
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 28, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Furaha (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 20, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rashid (Guest) on January 12, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
Ndoto (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Issa (Guest) on December 25, 2021
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Wande (Guest) on December 13, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mjaka (Guest) on November 29, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Shukuru (Guest) on November 25, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Salima (Guest) on November 19, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Josephine (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Nassar (Guest) on November 9, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 7, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Fadhila (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Majid (Guest) on October 26, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
John Malisa (Guest) on October 12, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on October 8, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 3, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 28, 2021
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2021
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 26, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 13, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 13, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Nchi (Guest) on August 5, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on August 4, 2021
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 16, 2021
๐ That punchline was epic!
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 15, 2021
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!