What lights up a stadium?

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 21, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 15, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Nahida (Guest) on September 9, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Fadhili (Guest) on September 8, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Issa (Guest) on September 6, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Latifa (Guest) on September 1, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Jaffar (Guest) on September 1, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 31, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 19, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 13, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 9, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 6, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 1, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 16, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 6, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 5, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Salma (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 1, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 17, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Abubakari (Guest) on May 13, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 13, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mazrui (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Tabu (Guest) on April 12, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Salum (Guest) on April 5, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Athumani (Guest) on March 23, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Masika (Guest) on March 22, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Hamida (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 16, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 15, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Nasra (Guest) on March 12, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Jamila (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 6, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Jafari (Guest) on February 28, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 25, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 14, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Selemani (Guest) on February 9, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mjaka (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

David Chacha (Guest) on January 9, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Fadhili (Guest) on December 29, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 21, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

James Mduma (Guest) on December 16, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nahida (Guest) on December 9, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Rahim (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 10, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 8, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Sekela (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Raha (Guest) on October 15, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 10, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

John Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 7, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭