Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 4, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Mwanais (Guest) on February 1, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 28, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 24, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Mchawi (Guest) on January 20, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Neema (Guest) on January 1, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Sharifa (Guest) on December 15, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 10, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 10, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Tabu (Guest) on November 26, 2022
😅 I needed that!
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mohamed (Guest) on October 19, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Arifa (Guest) on October 9, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Bakari (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Kahina (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 13, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 6, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Arifa (Guest) on July 27, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Selemani (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Rashid (Guest) on July 17, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 13, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Zulekha (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Zakia (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Muslima (Guest) on June 14, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 26, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Shabani (Guest) on May 18, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 22, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Tambwe (Guest) on April 21, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 10, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 31, 2022
😄 You got me!
Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Mazrui (Guest) on March 1, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Zuhura (Guest) on February 17, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Kheri (Guest) on February 4, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Kheri (Guest) on January 2, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃