What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Zulekha (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 27, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Ndoto (Guest) on July 26, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 24, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Hekima (Guest) on July 18, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 4, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Nuru (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Umi (Guest) on June 17, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 17, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 6, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Biashara (Guest) on May 31, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

James Malima (Guest) on May 13, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Maulid (Guest) on May 11, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Zakia (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 5, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Kazija (Guest) on April 27, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Khadija (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 16, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 11, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 12, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nassor (Guest) on February 9, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 6, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 31, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Fikiri (Guest) on January 19, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 8, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Khamis (Guest) on January 6, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Abdillah (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 16, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Daudi (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 12, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 28, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Rukia (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 20, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Abdullah (Guest) on September 12, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Latifa (Guest) on September 7, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Jabir (Guest) on August 25, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 24, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂