Zawadi (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Husna (Guest) on November 16, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 16, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Shamim (Guest) on November 10, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 6, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Rubea (Guest) on November 5, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Masika (Guest) on October 29, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Daudi (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 12, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 5, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Amir (Guest) on September 4, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Fadhili (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Furaha (Guest) on August 25, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 21, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 20, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Raha (Guest) on August 19, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 13, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Amina (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 2, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rabia (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Josephine (Guest) on July 25, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 5, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Zuhura (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mjaka (Guest) on June 24, 2022

😄 Too good!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Jaffar (Guest) on May 2, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Aziza (Guest) on April 27, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Jaffar (Guest) on April 23, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Tabu (Guest) on April 20, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Safiya (Guest) on April 5, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Sarafina (Guest) on April 4, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Shamsa (Guest) on April 3, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

John Kamande (Guest) on March 17, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 3, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

James Kimani (Guest) on February 18, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Omar (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Yahya (Guest) on January 25, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Omar (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 6, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 18, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 7, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Halima (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Majid (Guest) on November 5, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Sumaya (Guest) on November 2, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 26, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!