Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 7, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Josephine (Guest) on October 3, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 20, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 23, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Yahya (Guest) on August 7, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 2, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Mustafa (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Jamila (Guest) on June 16, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 10, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 9, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 17, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 7, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 16, 2022
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 29, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Masika (Guest) on March 23, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Khalifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2022
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 9, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 29, 2022
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 23, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Kazija (Guest) on January 22, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Kheri (Guest) on January 15, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Yusra (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 1, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 25, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 24, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 18, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Salum (Guest) on December 15, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 9, 2021
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on December 2, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 27, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Ndoto (Guest) on October 27, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Sarafina (Guest) on September 28, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Wande (Guest) on September 18, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Salma (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 23, 2021
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 17, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 16, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!