Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 9, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 31, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 31, 2023
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Zubeida (Guest) on August 13, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 31, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 25, 2023
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Mhina (Guest) on July 4, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 18, 2023
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 9, 2023
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 6, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 31, 2023
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Halimah (Guest) on May 28, 2023
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 25, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 17, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 6, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 5, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 25, 2023
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 19, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 12, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 30, 2023
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Bakari (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Rabia (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 9, 2023
๐ Sharing right away!
Hashim (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 27, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 19, 2023
๐ Instant mood boost!
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 18, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 6, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 4, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2023
๐ This is a keeper!
Mashaka (Guest) on January 26, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Sharifa (Guest) on January 24, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on January 23, 2023
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 21, 2023
๐ Still cracking up!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 11, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 7, 2023
๐ This one really got me!
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 7, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Mjaka (Guest) on January 6, 2023
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 26, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on December 23, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Farida (Guest) on December 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 13, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 12, 2022
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Salma (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Maida (Guest) on November 27, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 12, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Hamida (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐